Andy: Doesn't anybody eat around here?
Nigel: Not since two is the new four and zero is the new two.
Andy: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Aha, the new fourteen.

Andy: You look so skinny!
Emily: Really? Thanks, I'm on this new diet where I don't eat... and then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I have a cheese cube.

Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Miranda Priestly: That's all.

Miranda Priestly to Andy: Yes, go ahead and move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me.

Miranda Priestly: The details of your incompetence do not interest me.

Miranda Priestly: I need 15 skirts from Calvin Klein...
Andy: what kind of skirts?
Miranda Priestly: ...please bore someone else with your... questions.

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Andy: I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.

Nigel: Who is this sad little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?