Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Baby: I carried a watermelon. (can't believe what she just said.) I carried a watermelon.

Magic guy: This will only hurt for a minute. You got blue cross right?

Stan: You know I finally met a girl like my mother. Dresses like her, acts like her. So I finally brought her home, my father doesn't like her.

Stan: My God it's cleopatra. I feel like an ass.

Baby: That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was the summer before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad.

Dr. Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham.
Baby: Monks burning themselves in protest.
Lisa: Butt out, Baby!

Max Kellerman: I want you girls to know, that if it weren't for this man here, I'd be standing here dead.

Johnny: You just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me.

Neil: Actually I have to excuse myself, I'm in charge of the entertainment tonight. Would you like to help?
Mr. Houseman: Sure she would.

Neil: Baby don't worry, if your parents think that you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's. I'd hate to say it, but I'm what's known as the catch of the county. Last week I took a girl away from Jamie, the lifeguard, and he says to her, in front of me, 'What does he have that I don't have?' and she says two hotels.

Penny: Baby, is that your name? Well ya know what Baby, you don't know shit about my problems.

Johnny: I've never known anybody like you, Baby. You look at the world and you think you can make it better. If somebody's lost, you find them. If somebody's bleedin'...
Baby: Yeah, I go get my daddy. That's really brave. Like you said.
Johnny: That took a lotta guts to go to him. You are not scared of anything...
Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all...I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you.

Baby: So, I did it for nothing! I hurt my family! You lost your job anyway! I did it for nothing!
Johnny: No! Not for nothing, Baby! Nobody's ever done anything like that for me before.
Baby: You're right, Johnny. You can't win no matter what you do.
Johnny: Listen to me. I don't wanna hear that from you. You can.
Baby: I used to think so.