Freddy: What are you doing?
Lady on train: Waiter, give this man whatever he wants.
Freddy: I can not let you buy me a meal.
Lady: Nonsense.
Freddy: I'll have a double turkey sandwich on white, a side order of fries, one of those large knackwursts, three bags of potato chips, a chocolate milk, and two beers. Why don't you have a beer. Three beers.

Andre: Listen to this. A clever young American con artist, nicknamed the Jackel, has been working Western Europe.
Lawerence: If it's in the papers how clever can he be?

Andre: To be with another women, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Freddy to Fanny: You done a wonderful thing.

Lawerence: I am taking him in gracefully, in order to get him out gracefully.

Freddy: Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom first?
Lawerence: Of course you may.
Freddy: *pause* Thank you.

Janet: Look doctor, he's so happy he's crying. *Lawerence wacked Freddy in the legs with a plastic leaf*

Arthur: Welcome to hell.

Lawerence: Seems the teacher has underestimated the student.

Janet's calling card: Hello boys, it was fun. I'll miss you. Love Janet "the Jackel". P.S: I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?