Ashley: What took you so long?
Kale: We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie: Video games!

Ronnie: *while videotaping Kale and Ashley making out* Soon you'll be the most popular video on Youtube.

Ronnie: Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?

Ashley: Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.

Officer Gutierrez: I'll take care of it. *takes bite of burger* When I take care of it.

Kale: It's alright I'm green! I'm green!

Ashley: What else have you seen Kale?
Kale: I... I saw you swim.
Ashley: Yeah, what else?
Kale: I... I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that. I mean... for instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what you do when you're reading... books, ya know, not... not US weekly or Seventeen or ya know? But you're reading substantial books. You do this uh... *scratches head, chuckles* You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing but it's not. It's um... whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the door knob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't. You stop and you back and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, ya know, an "I'm-so-hot" kind of stare. It's more like "Who am I really?" and asking yourself that... I mean, that's... that's so cool. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world ya know? tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books. Umm... I'm only looking at you.