Dutch: Stuff your problems!

Doyle: Chicken!

Doyle to the Waitress: What won't make me vomit?

Society Matron: Natalie is... oh, is it all right?
Natalie: What, to say that Reed got me pregnant while I was a barhop at your country club, married me to avoid scandal, spent the next ten years sucking the life out of me, got bored with me, dumped me, and screwed me in court? Sure, go ahead.
Society Matron: Uh... Natalie is Reed's ex-wife.

Dutch: I don't care for caviar, I make it a policy never to eat something a fish deposits in a riverbed.

Dutch: Excuse me, I understand what you were saying to Natalie was personal. Well I'm involved with her now so this is personal too; you hurt her and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, okay?

Doyle: My father is one of the most powerful men in this country! When he hears what you did to me, he'll sue your working-class ass into complete and total destitution!

Doyle: I don't hate my mother. For the record!
Dutch: Kiss my ass for the record!