Mean Girl: Bite me! *Little Ella does* Ow!

Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Hattie: Hold your tongue Ella. *Ella literally holds her tongue*
Teacher: Ella!
Ella: My tongue itches.
Teacher: Well if you're not going to take this seriously I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.

Girl: Prince Charmont, are you a fast runner?
Prince Char: Not particularly, no. Why?
Girl: Get him! *all the girls start to chase him*

Prince Char: Ella of Frell you're not like other girls.
Ella: You have no idea.

Prince Char: Traveling with an elf, what your boyfriend couldn't make it?
Ella: No.
Prince Char: *disapointed* Oh.
Ella: Because I don't have a boyfriend.
Prince Char: *happily* Oh.
Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?
Prince Char: I don't have a girlfriend.
Ella: *happily* Oh.
Prince Char: I have many.
Ella: *disapointed* Oh.
Prince Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.

Ella: My step-sister Hattie would die if she knew I was here.
Char: Hattie. Is that her name? Now I know what name to put on the restraining order.

Prince Char: Kiss me... *Ella leans in* That wasn't an order.
Ella: I know. *they kiss*

Prince Char: What can you tell me about your sister.
Hattie: Olive? Idiot.
Prince Char: No I mean Ella.
Hattie: Ella? Ugh. She's such a drab. Let's talk about us.
Prince Char: Us?

Girl #1: *the snake tried to bit him* He tried to kill Prince Char!
Girl #2: Get him!
Hester: Oh no. *Char's fan club start beating him up* Ow!