Mark: Empire Records. Open til midnight. {pause} Midnight.

Warren: Who glued these quaters down?
AJ: I did.
Warren: Why the hell for man?
AJ: I don't feel the need to explain my art to you Warren.

Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear.

AJ: Hey what's with you man? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the chinese guy from the Karate Kid.
Lucas: What's with today today?

Mark: You know what Joe? One of these days I'm going to show you little people.

Lucas: Damn the man.

Warren: Me Joe You Jane.

AJ: Mark listening to this crap is guarenteed to make you steryl.
Mark: Well, maybe I wanna be steryl.

Lucas: In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through.

Deb: Hey Lucas, is it true you committed a perfect crime?
Lucas: Not entirely perfect.

Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, and you're the screw up, and we're all losers. Welcome to music town.

Mark: Oh, I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Lucas: Really
Mark: Yeah
Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got.
Mark: Yeah I know, I know. I was kinda thinking about...um...Marc. What do you think of that?
Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
Marc: Well, my name is with a K, so I was thinking maybe my band's name could be with a C. So that way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.

Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
Deb: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Yeah? Well have a little chat with my gun!
Deb: What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T F*#%ING WARREN!
Deb: Well, you can't kill me Warren cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: You are psycho! You are psycho!

Lucas: You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe you bite me.

Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.

A.J: Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this life, there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J: Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.

Lucas: I am guided by a force much greater than luck.

Joe: Lucas...
Lucas: Joe...
Joe: Where's the money?
Lucas:Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone. Where's it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Atlantic City?
Lucas: Yeah.
Joe: Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Lucas: I...I don't think so Joe.
Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City?
Lucas: Recirculating.
Joe: Recirculating...?
Lucas: MMMMeeehhhh
(Joe knocks done bucket of coins)
Lucas: Are you pissed off Joe?
Joe: Lucas?
Lucas: Joe?
Joe: Lucas?
Lucas:Joe?
Joe: Lucas listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic city. I swear.
Joe: Shutup...sit down and don't you move.
Lucas: It could be in other cities by now.
Joe: Oh, shutup. Under no circumstances are you to move from that couch. Unless it's to get me $9,000, and then you bring it here to me. Ok?
Lucas: Joe, I think it's going to be Ok.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas:Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. MMMeeehhh.
Joe: Moron.

Joe: Lucas are you in trouble? Did you need the money? Because, if you are in trouble you can talk to me, you know that?
Lucas: Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble, am I the only one that see's that? You know Deb's in trouble, and A.J.'s in trouble.
A.J.: A.J.'s not in trouble.
Lucas: And Corey's in trouble.
A.J.: Corey's not in trouble, she's going to Harvard.
Lucas: Mark's in trouble, Eddie's in trouble.
Joe: Ok, I'm the one who's in trouble here. Because, every minute that goes by, and I don't call the cops; I look like a bigger banana head.
Lucas: Joe, I can say categorily that you are not a bigger banana head.
Joe: You screwed me Lucas. You know that don't you? What do you want me to do. Call Mitchell tell him that I lied?
Lucas: It seems like a viable option.
Joe: I swear to God that if you are fooling with me, I will kill you.

Eddie: Hey Lucas man, I heard that you like went to Vegas and married a mobsters wife and now there's a hit out on you...is that true?
Lucas: Not entirely true.
Eddie: Oh, well, outlaw man...we salute you.
Lucas: Well thank you Eddie.

Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Gina: Now Debra, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi food camp make-over; the boys will come a runnin'.
Debra: Let's not fight, let's just rip.