Clark: Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey: She works? What does she do, Dad?
Clark: She queens... And she vacuums.

Ellen: Clark, why don't we just forget the "Pig-in-a-Poke" itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people?
Clark: Honey, we're not normal people. We're the Griswolds.

Clark: There it is, kids, my motherland.
Rusty: Dad, Grandma is from Chicago.
Clark: Shut up, Russ.

Clark: Get in.
Rusty: What Happened?
Audrey: Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped.