Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car.

Cooper: What the hell is that?
Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says if you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.
Scott: Except your dignity.
Jamie: No, you just put that in your... wait, what?

Scott: A dollar and 83 cents American. What can we get for that? *a second later in the lavish hotel* Gotta love that exchange rate!

Waiter: *Scottie tosses a nickel* Ah! A nickel! *shows his manager* You see this? *slaps the manager* I quit. I open my own hotel.

Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

Jamie: *to the tour group* This is amazing. Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.
Jenny: *to herself* We could be seeing an arrest in the making.

Scott: Mieke, I'm here!
Mieke: *walks forward with a smile* Who are you?