Franck: Mother and daughter pregnant together?! Get out of town!

Annie: Your wish came true. I'm going to have a baby.

George: I never liked that Brian McKenzie. Not from the moment I laid eyes on him. Here my little girl was playing house and he had the nerve to...

Brian to George: Congratulations....Grandpa.

George: Why must I be the only feminist in this family?

Matty: You know I just realized something. I'm 4'6", I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm going to be an uncle. Is something weird about that?
George: Finally, someone who thinks like I do.
Nina: Yeah. A 12-year-old.