Ticket lady: Sorry about the mess.
David: The Mess?
Ticket lady: The garbage.

Korben's Mother: You miserable bastard. I never should have pushed you out.
Korben: Ma?
Korben's Mom: I was in labor for days and this is how you repay me. I shoould have just gotten a robot.
Korben: Maaaaaa.

Zorg: If you want something done. Do it yourself.

David: Yeah!
Ruby: What's wrong with you? What the hell are you screamin' for? Every thirty seconds there's a bomb or somethin'?! I'm leavin! bzzz!

Father Cornelius: You're a monster Zorg.
Zorg: I know.

Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben: Yeah?
Mr. Kim: You're not going to open it? It might be important.
Korben: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving---with my wife.

Cornelius: It's a-it's a-it's a-it's a-it's a-it's a.
Ruby: No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb dectectors.

Zorg: This case is empty.
Cornelius: What?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full.
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben: Negative, I am a meat popcicle.

Korben: I only speak two languages- English and bad English.

Professor: When the three planets are in an eclipse. A black hole like a door is open. Evil comes, spreading terror and chaos. See the snakes Billy? Altimate evil. Make sure you get the snakes.
Billy: Yes I've got your snakes. All the snakes. So when is this snake act suppose to occur?
Professor: Well, ah if this is the five and this is the one. Every 5000 years.
Billy: So I've got some time then?

Professor: You see these here different peoples or symbles of people, gathering together the four elements of life. Water, Fire, Earth, Air around a fifth one, a fifth element.

Professor: This devine light, they talk about. What is devine light? Azees light! Much better Azees, thank you.

Porfessor: Are...Are you German?

Mondoshawan: Time not important, only life important.

Mangalore: It was an ambush.
Mangalore #2: If it's war they want, war they'll get.

Ruby Rhod: Ladies and Gnetlemen this is Ruby Rhod still alive. Ahhhhhh. What's wrong with you? That hurt.

Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

Ruby: Bzzz! Bzzz!

Leeloo:You no trouble...me fifth element...me protect you.

Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos!

Zorg: What doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger.

Professor: This, is really amazing.

Diva's assistant: Ms. Plavalaguna is pleased that you are here. She will give you what you've come to get after the concert.

Ruby: Korben? Korben my man! I have no fire! I-I-I-I-I-I have no matches! Do you have any matches? (lots of babbling) Father, you smoke?? (more babbling) We need some fire! We gonna die!

Ruby: KORBEN DALLAS! Here is his! The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquet contest! This boy is fuuueled, like FIRE! So ladies, start melting cuz the boy is hotter than hot! He's HOT! HOT! HOT!

Father Cornelius: You have 48 hours. That's the length of time it needs to adapt to our living conditions.
President Lindberg: And then?
Father Cornelius: And then it will be too late.

Ruby: Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince!! Of Phloston Paradise!! A hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick-m-lollies! A magic fountain flow of non-stop wine, women and hoochie-coochie-coo!! All night long!!(Sings) All night long! All night!

Korben: Ugh!
Finger: What?
Korben: I just found an old picture of you.
Finger: How do I look?
Korben: Like shit!
Finger: Must be an old picture.

Zorg: Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.