Guy: What's with the fish?
Alex: It's a keychain.

Guy: Sushi?
Alex: Hey, hey.

Judd: We have conference rooms you know.
Alex: He just needed a hug.
Jeff: It’s the holidays. They’re just so hard.

Isabel: Do you always listen to other people’s conversations?
Alex: Do you want to go back to the end of the line?

Juan: Does dad know about him?
Isabel: Nope.
Juan: And I wasn't going to come tonight. Good luck.

Alex: How've you been?
Isabel: Pregnant.

Alex: Isabel, don't jump.
Isabel: I'm not going to kill myself, stupid. But if you come any closer, I'll throw your ass over.

Alex: How can so much stuff come out of something so little?

Jeff: Alex does my life mean nothing to you?

Lanney: See now this is usually a conversation that happens on the second date.

Juan: I think the dessert made a big impression on him.

Isabel: No. No quiero oir nada. No quiero que me digas una palabra. Estoy harta de todas tus mentiras. Eso son todo lo que me has dicho. Cobarde.
Alex: What does that mean?
Isabel: It means that you are a liar and a coward. That's what it means.
Alex: It sounded so much prettier in Spanish.

Isabel: It was a sign, Alex.
Alex: Of what?
Isabel: That the baby would be Catholic.
Alex: Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP.

Jeff: It's like Vegas. Why didn't they built the city on the fucking sun.

Alex: Who said lawyers did not have heart?

Alex: There was nothing I could do the deal starts July 1st.
Isabel: Tell them to wait
Alex: I can't do that
Isabel: Can't or won't?
Alex: I've worked to long, too hard...
Isabel: To what? To spend your life with someone who loves you? Who cares for you? Alex you have to be there everyday!
Alex: What do you think I've been killing myself for?
Isabel: Oh come on you knew about this for a month, but you don't include me... Why are you afraid of me? Why do you alienate me from your life?
Alex: I don't... I don't know...
Isabel: Look I told you in the beginning... I have no problem raising this child on my own.
Alex: I thought we were a family.
Isabel: You don't understand the concept of a family! To you it's something you put up with on national holidays! Love is a gift, Alex... not an obligation.
Alex: Look this is the brass ring... I've worked my entire life for this kind of opportunity and I am not gonna throw it all away just because one night I put a five dollar ring on your finger in front of Elvis as a witness!

Alex: Tamazula?
Airport guy: Tamazula.
Alex: How do I get there?
Airport guy: Trambia.
Alex: Tamazula.
Airport guy: Trambia.
Alex: Tamazula.
Airport guy: Trambia
Alex: What the hell is a Trambia?
Airport guy: That bus over there.

Alex: Don’t you know what this means? We’re going to have a baby.
Isabel: No, I’m going to have a baby. You’re going to call 911, ok?
Alex: Why?
Isabel: My water just broke.
Alex: We’re on a dam.