Anna *in Tess' body*: I'm old! I look like the cryptkeeper!
Tess *in Anna's body*: I beg your pardon.

Anna *in Tess' body*: I can't marry Ryan, Eww!

Tess *in Anna's body*: Something happened to us!
Anna *in Tess' body*: Yeah, something that SUCKS!

Anna *in Tess' body*: I don't believe in any contact with the opposite sex. At all.

Tess *in Anna's body*: I Look like Stevie Nicks!
Anna *in Tess' body*: Who's he?

Anna *in Tess' body*: We're doing a role-switching activity.
Grandpa: If I have to do this with Harry, does that mean I need to wear a thong?
Harry: Ooooh! Earthquake! Help me!

Tess *in Anna's body*: You pierced your navel?!
Anna *in Tess' body*: Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you about that...sorry
Tess *in Anna's body*: Well when you get your body back, it's grounded!

Anna *in Tess' body*: It's easy to be you I'll just suck the fun out of everything!
Tess *in Anna's body*: I do not suck the fun out of everything!
Anna *in Tess' body*: Fun-Sucker!