Jason/Commander Taggert: Never give up, never surrender.

Jason/Commander Taggert: Activate the Omega 13.

Alex: How did I come to this?
Tommy: Not again.
Alex: I played Richard the third.
Fred: Five curtain calls.
Alex: Five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I'm not going out there and saying that stupid line one more time. I can't, I won't!

Guy: Hey guys, there's a red thingy moving toward the green thingy.
Jason: What?
Guy: Red thingy moving toward the green thingy. I think, I think we're the green thingy.

Guy: Hey, don't open that! This is an alien planet! Is there air!? You don't know!
Fred: (sniffs air) Seems ok.

Gwen: Let's get out of here before one of them kill's Guy.

Fred: It's the simple things in life you treasure.

Alex: They be the miners?
Fred: Sure, they're like three years old.
Alex: Miners not Minors.
Fred: I don't get it.

Guy: Did you guys ever watch the show?

Alien miners: Rock! Rock!

Alex: Oh right! Of course, it's always about you isn't it!?

Fred: Sorry, the door was little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my guys up here with a can of double T-40.

Fred: Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. Did you ever think of that?

McAlister: The sequence is 22422242382.

Gwen: Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Seminar announcer: Lt. Laredo...Tommy Webber. Hi Tommy. The beautiful Twany Madison, Gwen DeMarco. Yes! Yes! Wow what a face. Another shipmate. Yes the more the merrier. Teach Sergant Chen, Fred Kwan and a friend. Dr. Lazarus, Alexander Dane. Give him a big hand, he's British. Yes sir. Commander Peter Quincy Taggert, Jasonn Nasbith!