Mouth: Senior Jerk alert.
Brand: Can I help you?
Perkins: Hello, little guys. I'm Mr. Perkins, Troy's father.
Data: We know who Troy is. He's such a cheap guy.
Brand: (To Data) Shut up. (To Perkins) My Dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brand: No sir, actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Mikey: What, what is it? Spit it out.
Chunk: You guys, if we don't get out of here soon, there's gonna be some...(scared) hostage crisis. Out in the garage, O..ORV, four wheel drive, bullet holes the size of...(panicking) Matzah Balls!
Mouth: Chunk, I'm starting to O.D. on all your bullshit stories.
Data: Yeah.
Mikey, Data: Shut up.

Stef: Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.

Mouth: Look it! I've got an idea. Why don't we just pour chocolate all over the floor, (grinning), and let Chunk eat his way through?
Chunk, still drinking, now stops. He is insulted and stands up, facing Mouth seriously.
Chunk: Okay Mouth, (growing rage) that's all I can stand. (Raging) And I can't stand no more!
With his sudden movement, Chunk toppled the water bottle. It is now wobbling on the stand, about to fall. Chunk tries to grab it.
Chunk: I got it. I got it. I got it!
The stand tips over, smashing the glass water bottle on the hard floor.
Chunk: I don't got it.
Others: You klutz.

Francis: Hey kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.
Chunk: Everything?
Francis: Everything!
Chunk: Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...(after a while)Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And that was third lunch I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out.(few minutes later) But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. (Acts like he is throwing up) Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake: (Smiles a bit at Chunk's twisted sense of humour) Ma, I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma.