*Dustin is digging threw the garbage*
Little Kid: Whatch ya doin'?
Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.
Little Kid: I had chili chesse fries, lots of them, and a chocolate shake.
Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers? *Little kid throws up on Dustin* I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.
Little Kid: Ha!

Matt: I just got violated by a lizard, man! *pause* Actually, that felt pretty good.