Zelda: You should never help a human being who earns his living by suctioning thigh fat.

Jason: Kim is all flash. The only interest in men is what she can get from them.

Zelda: You know something is going to happen. (Lucy falls down)

Dr. Scanlan: This is crazy.

Jason: I don't ware glasses anymore.
Lucy: Must be a lot of laughs in the operating room.

Lucy: By any chance do you know what's happened on Knot's Landing?

Lucy: Is lack of laughter grounds for divorce?

Lucy: It was love at first site. She knew she had to marry him when she saw the house. (Kim's ex, who gave the house to his son)

Reporter: Was there a white light?
Lucy: No, but we did go through a couple of red ones.

Lucy: Life in the fast lane can wear a guy out.

Kim: The spotlight is like a narcotic.