Winnie: You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!

Sarah singing: Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.

Billy: Go to hell!
Winifred: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

Allison: Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.
Max: What about new boyfriends?

Dani: You saved my life.
Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.
Dani: I love you, jerkface.
Max: I love you, too.

Max: This is the girl of my dreams.
Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person!

Emily: Thakary Binx, what took you so long?
Thakary: I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light some candle.