Nicky Flippers: Why do they call you Red?
Red: They call me red because I wear this red hood around my head.
Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing the hood?
Red: I usually wear the hood.

Red: You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?

Nicky Flippers: We don't arrest people for being creepy.
P-Biggie: *into walkie-talkie* Hey, Bruce, you know that guy we have in the tank?
Bruce: *over walkie-talkie* The creepy one?
P-Biggie: Better let him go.

The Wolf: *holding a lit stick of dynamite* What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: *pointing at writing on dynamite* Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

Boingo: And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding an I get embarrassed saying it! I mean, oh my god! Here comes Keith! I'm so scared! How about Boris. Yeah, Boris is good.

Granny: It's true, I'm not like other grannies. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I'd rather live life to the EXTREME

Chief Grizzly: Pretty thin Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up. How did that happen?
The Wolf: I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news Chief, I don't make it.
Red: For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job.
The Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves.

The Wolf to Twitchy: As God is my witness, you will learn to speak.