Phillip: Sometimes the shepherd needs the company of the sheep.

Janey: Mikey's been out of it since he was born.

Mikey: I never want to see you.
Wendy: Then why did you come after me?

Wendy: What kind of name is Libbiets?

Ben: The only big fight we've had in years is about whether to go back into couples therapy.

Wendy: Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.
Ben Hood: Jesus! Enough, alright? Paul... roll?

Janey: A person's body is his temple.