Molly: Aren't You a little old for ding dong ditch?

Mick: I'm going to call 9-1-1. What's the number again?

(preview)
Mick: There was this big white light at the end of this tunnel.
Anton: What happened?
Mick: Forget that man, to far.

Pnub: You scream like a girl.

Pnub: Careful, it's coming loose.

Debbie: Well, my work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex.

Pnub: This ain't dominos you lazy bitch. Come over here and get it.

Mick: Sweet jesus!
Pnub: Ok that wasn't my fault. That thing should have come down a lot slower.

Ceiling message: I'm under the bed.

Cop: Anton Tobias, do you have a reason for prowlin around this neighborhood?
Anton: Yeah, I live here.

Cop: George found a new home.

Pnub: CPR man I saw it on Baywatch!

Anton: I'm looking for my cat. We got into a fight.

Pnub: Go go Buffalo.

(Anton trying to cut his hand off)
Mick: You missed.

Mick: That's it? That's it, no explosions, no hell fire, no ahhhhh.