Lucius: Honey? Where's my super suit?
Wife: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Wife: Why - do - you - need - to - know?
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman!

Helen/Elastigirl: Your father is in trouble.
Violet: In case you haven't noticed, we aren't doing so hot either.

Buddy Pine: Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? *looks over at the kids* And got biz-zay!

Bob/Mr. Incredible: You know that I am retired.
Edna Mode: As am I darling, yet here we are.

Bob/Mr. Incredible: Showtime.

Little boy on tricycle: Oh man. That was totally wicked!! *sees the explosion*