Dalton: My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself.

Madeliene White: I'd call you a monster, but I have to go now and help bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op.
Arthur Case: If that were true, you wouldn't be telling me.
Madeliene: We're putting you down as a reference.

Dalton: You're too fucking smart to be a cop. *He points a gun at Frazier* Now get the fuck out of here.
Keith Frazier: Go ahead, shoot me. I got nothing to lose and neither do you, so go ahead, shoot me.
Dalton: Fuck you. Tell them to send someone sane next time.

Waiter: Excuse me Sir, do you have a reservation?
Keith: I have an appointment.
Waiter: May I take your hat?
Keith: No, get your own.

Stevie: So I'm guilty of violating Section 34DD?

Keith: Don't say proposal, see, my girlfriend wants to get married
Dalton: What, you think you're too young to get married?
Keith: No, just too broke.
Dalton: Do you love her?
Keith: Yes
Dalton: Then it shouldn't matter.