Left Ear: This dude has dogs. I don't do dogs. I had a real bad experience.
Charlie: What happened?
Left Ear: I had a bad experience, man. Damn it, I'M deaf!

Stella: I don't go out with strange men. I just met you 5 minutes ago.
Steve: So I guess I have to, like, sabotage my cable till we get to know each other well enough.

Skinny Pete: If there's one thing that I know is never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws, and mother freakin' Ukrainians!

Lyle: You'll never shut down the real Napster.

Stella: It's going to be fine. What?
Charlie: You know what fine stands for: Freaked-out, Insecure...
Both: ...Neurotic, and Emotional.

John/Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.

Charlie: You've got no imagination. Couldn't even decide what to do with all that money. You had to buy what everybody else wanted.

Stella: You know this was never about the gold.
Steve: Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart. *she hits him*

Guy: You always work in the dark?
Stella: Makes me feel like I'm alone.

Lady cop: Don't you wanna see what's inside?
Stella: I never look inside.

Stella to Charlie: I wanna see the look on that man's face when his gold is gone. He took my father, I'm taking this.

Lyle: So what does a man with 35 million worth of gold do at night? He watches his big ass TV.

Steve: You just blew the element of surprise.
Charlie: *hits him in the face* Surprised?

Charlie: Don't you wanna see what's inside?
Stella: Absolutely.