Alexandra Cabot: Diet Coke is the new Pepsi One.

Josie: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, but decide for yourselves.

Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole subliminal message thing, we could totally date!

Fiona: That's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages.

Alexander Cabot: I don't understand why you're here.
Alexandra Cabot: Because I was in the comic book.
Alexander Cabot: What?
Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.

Josie: You know what happens to puppies, Melody? The turn into dogs. And then they get old, and DIE.

Wyatt Frame: Put the chevy to the levy.

Josie: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!

Josie: If i could go back in time I'd take back everything I said!
Melody: If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy.

Alexander Cabot: Hey I can't be everywhere at once!
Melodie: Oh wouldn't it be cool if you could though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!

Valerie: That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band.

Alexander Cabot: Gatorade is the new Snapple.

(they're at the party and this is what they're thinking)
Josie: They're all staring at me. I know what they're thinking. They're thinking I shouldn't be here.
Valerie: They're all staring at Josie. I know what they're thinking. They're thinking I shouldn't be here.
Melody: (singing in her head) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (claps)

Wyatt: Hey Alec N., how's it hanging?
Alan M.: No, actually, it's Alan M.
Wyatt: Yes. What's with the initial, anyway? It didn't work for Sheila E., doesn't work for you.

Melody: (in the shower) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (claps and the wash cloth falls) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (claps again, losses the wash cloth, but this time when she picks it up a shadow movies behind her) (leaves the shower and sees the mirror) (written on it is BEWARE OF THE MUSIC) Ahhhh!!!!! (does something with the message) There. (giggles and leaves).