Mr. Arnold: Hold onto your butts

Ian: What do they got in there? King Kong?

Ian: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

Nedry: No wonder you're extinct! I'm gonna run you over when I come back down!

Hammond: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Ian: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists!

Tim: We're back...in the car again.
Grant: Well, at least you're out of the tree.

Tim: I hate trees!
Lex: They don't bother me!
Tim: Oh yeah? Well, you weren't in the last one!

Ian: Must go faster!

John: There is no doubt that our attractions will drive children out of their minds.
Alan: What are those?
Ellie: Small versions of adults, honey.

Ellie: Should we chance moving him?
The Tyrannosaur roars nearby)
Ian: Please, chance it.

Alan: Mr. Hammond, I have decided not to endorse your park.
John: So have I.

(After being chased by the T-Rex)
Ian: You think they'll have that on the tour?

Ian: Now that's one big pile of shit!

Ian: Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

Ian: I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!

Alan: It looks like we're out of a job.
Ian: Don't you mean extinct?

Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Henry Wu: You are saying that a group of animals, entirely composed of females, will breed?
Ian: No, I am merely stating that uhh... life finds a way.

Alan: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.

Alan: You married?
Ian: Occasionally.