Mr. Anderson: I'm making some room for the old boat. Want to help, Dean?
Dean: I'd love to, Mr. Anderson. But I just remembered. *pretends to cough* I'm allergic to, uh... dust and cardboard boxes.

Miss Hellberg: Stand back children, don't mess with me I'm a living time bomb.

Miss Hellberg: Well, Mr. Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed. God giveth. And the DMV taketh away. We can make your life a living hell.

Les: An innocent girl, a harmless driver. What could possibly go wrong?

Les: I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.