Lanie: Things happen. Things you never see coming and you think afterward, "If I'd known this, would I have changed things? Would I have done more or what would I be thinking?" I need more time.

Andrea: You're late.
Lanie: I'm not late. You're early.
Andrea: I ate cheese.

Lanie: Under the circumstances, I think it would be best if we kept things on a purely professional level.
Pete: Define any circumstances?
Lanie: We have to work together. We don't have to like it.
Pete: You know it wouldn't kill you to have some fun.
Lanie: I have fun.
Pete: No, no, no. It's not fun unless if you have to pencil it in.
Lanie: Oh, I can't be spontaneous? You don't know me.

Lanie: You happy?
Pete: Define happy?
Lanie: Your death.

Lanie: My hair is my trademark. Just like the "I-don't-like-the-shower-look" is your trademark.

Lanie: My life is perfection.
Pete: Define perfection?
Lanie: I'll define perfection. Great job. Great friends.
Andrea: Thank you.
Lanie: Great man, great apartment.
Andrea: Great hair, great body.

Lanie: Listen I don't really believe in all this stuff, but I'm up for this really big job, a job I've been dreaming of my whole life and I was just wondering, you know, what do you - what do you see? Am I going to get it?
Jack: No.

Lanie: Someone once said "live every day as if it were your last because one of these days it will be". Jack was right, apart of me did die that day, the part of me that didn't know how to live. What does the future hold? Jack knows, but when we talk I make sure he only talks about sports and weather.