Grandpa: There's one thing I can't stand about Monte Carlo. All the damn vampires.

Sam's mom: Have you been eating pizza?
Sam: No. Why?
Sam's mom: Woo, you smell like garlic.

Sam: You drank someone's blood? Are you crazy?!

Mike: Star?!
Sam: Don't kill anybody till we get back to you!

Vampire Hotel.

First come, first sticked.

Sam: Burn rubber, does not mean ligtspeed.

David: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!

Sam: You're a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!

Sam about Star: It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? [Star floats up.] She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.