Stella: Another day, another damsel in distress.

Stella: Percisely. Well, good luck, you're going to need it.

Jesse: Who or what are you?
Stella: You're a slow learner aren't you?

Audrey: I give her 24 hours tops.

Mr. Starky: It's the 80's kiddo, wake up.

Maria: The difference is, if you screw up my ass is grass and she's the lawnmower.