Matilda: Daddy can I have a book?
Dad: What do you wanna have a book for? You're four years old.
Matilda: Six and a half.
Dad: Your four.
Matilda: Six and a half.
Dad: How old is Matilda?
Mom: Four
Matilda: I'm six and a half mommy.
Mom: Five then.

Dad: Why would you wanna read when you got the television right in front of ya.