Jack: You did it didn't you? You fired these guys for all they contributed.
Friend #1: Jack.
Jack: Oh don't Jack me, after all of the support.
Friend #1: Jack.
Jack: Oh man, the devotion they gave you.
Friend #2: You're fired too.
Jack: Now I'm fired. I'm fired?

Alex: Mommy, it's a jungle out there.

Supermarket lady: Herb clean up at aisle four!
Herb: Aisle four check.

Produce lady: Herb clean up in produce!
Herb: Got it.

Jack: Wanna beer?
Ron: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack: Scotch?

Jack Butler: I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows. I'm liking them. I'm losing it!