Evie: Patients is a vurtue.

Rick: This gets even better and better.

Beni: Hey Rick! Look like I got all the horses!
Rick: Hey Beni! Looks to me you're on the wrong side of the river!

Evy: And then there was light.

Evy: This man was buried alive.

(wind blows)
Rick: That happens a lot around here.

The doctor: NO! You must not read from the book!

Rick: We are in serious trouble.

Rick: You’re going to get yours Beni! You hear me?! You’re going to get yours!
Beni: Oh like I never heard that before!

Rick: I’ll be seeing you again.

Jonathan: Hey that’s mine.
Beni: Thank you.

Beni: I love the whole wall sand trick. It was beautiful, bastard.

Evy: Keep him busy.
Rick: No problem.

Evy: Death is only the beginning.

Rick: You're with me on this one right?
Beni: Your strength gives me strength.

(all the shelves fall)
Evy: Oops.

Rick: You came back from the desert with the new friend, didn't you Beni?

Evy: Stop it! You'll kill them!
Beni: That's the idea.

Rick: I've been to Hamunaptra.
Evy: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.

Evy: Why did you kiss me?
Rick: I was about to be hanged! It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Rick: I think I'll kill you.
Beni: Think of my children!
Rick: You don't have any children.
Beni: Someday I might.

Evy: (drunk) You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.

Evy: I may not be an explorer...I may not be an adventurer...but I'm proud of what I am!
Rick: And what is that exactly?
Evy: I'm a librarian!

Rick: That's called stealing.
Evy: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.

Rick: Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
Evy: You better. Because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.

Winston: So what does your little problem have to do with His Majesty's Air Force?
Rick: Not a damn thing!
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?

Evy: You know, nasty little men like yourself always get their come-uppances.
Beni: They do?
Evy: Always

Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Evy: You know you're history.
Rick: I know my treasure.

Rick: What did you say?
Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.