Ardeth Bay: Don't you see? By putting on the Bracelet, your son has started a chain reaction that will awaken the Scorpion King and bring about the end of the world.
Rick: (To Ardeth) You, lighten up. (To Alex) You, big trouble. (To Jonathan)You, get in the car.

Rick: A few years ago I would have thought this was very strange.

Alex: My dad is going to kick your ass!
Imhotep: I do not think so!

Rick: This is bad.
Evie: We've had bad before.
Rick: This is worse.

Izzy: Whatever it is, O'Connell, I'm not interested! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the ass! I'm still in mourning for my ass!

Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Nock-Nah: No!
Alex: Are we-- (Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers.) Wow, that's amazing! Perfect aim!
Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.

Jonathan: I told you! I told you!
Meela: And your point is?
Jonathan: Well, I told you what you wanted to know so you wouldn't kill me!
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?

Spivey: What is it with you and curses? "This place is cursed, this chest is cursed!"

Alex: The Book of the Dead!
Meela: What a clever little boy! Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to ever see her again, you better behave!
Alex: Lady, I don't even behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Meela: Your parents didn't put poisionous snakes in your bed while you were sleeping!