Animal: Woman...
Lady: Ahhhhhhh
Animal: Woman, woman, woman. WOMAN!
Crowd: Ha ha

Miss Piggy: Gonzo is Camilla all right?
Gonzo: Yeah, but I think we're engaged.

Rizzo: Hey Pete! Where's the beef?!
Pete: It's comin it's comin. I got two hands only.

Fozzie: We understand. We don't have any money either.
Rizzo: Sorry, not my table.
Fozzie: What a rat!

Jennie: Hi Kermit, nice to meet you.
Kermit: I'm a frog.

Rizzo: What is that stuff suppose to be?
Pete: It's Grits, grits. How many grits?
Rizzo: How should I know how many. Count them yourself.

Kermit: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

(Miss Piggy beating a trash can with a bar)
Kermit: What was that? (truck blocks view)
Jennie: Oh just New York.

(Masterson Rat is infatuated with Brooke Shields.)
Brooke Shields: Is something wrong?
Masterson Rat: Do you believe in interspecies dating?
Brooke Shields: Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean.
(Masterson faints.)

Bill the Frog: I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.
Gil the Frog: Would you like something from the grill, Jill?
Jill the Frog: No, meat makes me ill, Gil.

(Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy.)
Kermit: Me? Marry a pig? (laughing) Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Maybe you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!