Nina's sister: You know Sydney represents RuPaul. We'll have you all over some time.

Mr. Saparo: Big deal everybody's gay.
Nina: You tell him Mr. Saparo.

George: Vince I'm gay.
Sally: You are?!

Nina: He's like glue.

George: I'm a simple guy, that's why I teach first grade.

Nina: Freud doesn't know DICK about women!

Nina: It's not about having it all, it is about picking one person and making it work.

Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

Nina: You can't choose who you love.

Nina: I like boys a lot, but I am not about to waste my time with some guy who doesn't see things the way that I do...I mean do you really need this guy?

Nina: He's not home to me, you are.