Elliot: *pointing to his antler, and his stub that's left of the other antler* Look, half doe, half buck. I'M A DUCK!

Elliot: I see a bush right over there with your name on it.
Boog: A bush? I can't go in a bush!
Elliot: Come on, it's just like riding a bicycle... except you're crapping on it.

Boog: *eating animal crackers* The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

Porcupine: Buddy.

Beaver #1: What you get?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?

Boog: *helium voice* Hello, idiot.
Elliot: *helium voice* That's Elliot.

Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
Elliot: *holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"* Right.

Shaw: *enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator* Somebody's been eatin' my candy! *sees his overturned chair* Somebody's been sitting in my chair! *goes to his toilet* Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

Elliot: *singing* Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Elliot: *Boog was going to through him over the cliff, but didn't* Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!

Elliot: I call them Woo-hoo bars. Cause when I eat them it's like... WOO-HOO!