RJ: No, Hammy, not the cookie. I told you that cookie was garbage.
Hammy: But I like the cookie.

RJ: That is an S.U.V. humans ride in then because they are slowly loosing their ability to walk.
Lew the Porcupine: Wow it's huge!
Hammy: How many people fit in there?
RJ: Normally, one.

Hammy: Wanna see what I can do with my nuts?
RJ: As tempting as that sounds, I'll have to pass.

Hammy: I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!

RJ: *lays down some Monopoly play pieces* Okay, this is us.
Hammy: Can I be the car?
Bucky: I wanna be the car!
Spike: I'm the car. You be the shoe.
Bucky: The shoe is lame.
Lou: Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?
RJ: Hey! It's not important. Besides, I'm the car. I'm always the car.

Verne: You're the devil.