Julie: Last guy you dated stole our funiture.

Grandma: You know, when I was 19 grandpa took me on a rollercoaster.
Gile: Oh
Grandma: Up down, up down. Oh what a ride.
Gile: What a great story.
Grandma: I always wanted to go again. You know it was just interested to me that a ride could make me so...so frighten, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together. Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. Nothing. I like the rollercoaster. You get more out of it. Well, I'll be seeing you in the car.

Gile: If she's so brillant, how come she's sitting in our neighbors car?

Dad: Boy you were a moody son of a bitch.
Gile: Gee I wonder why.

(Julie and Helen are in a fight because of the pictures Julie and Todd took)
Julie: I'm moving out Gary.
Gary (quiet): Bye.
Helen: See you upset your brother!

Gary: Well, I was just thinking. It's getting pretty crowded here.
Helen: Oh it's not so crowded since they shaved their heads.

Karen: He likes to butt things with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.

Dad: It's like your aunt Edna's ass. Goes on forever and never ends.

(Helen found porn tapes in Gary's room)
Helen: I guess you're interested in sex. Or filmmaking.

Julie: I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!

Tod: You know, Mrs. Buchman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car -- hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.