Pee-Wee: I know you are but what am I?

Pee Wee Herman: There's things about me you don't know, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.
Pee Wee Herman: You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

(After Pee Wee passes out)
Texan: What's your name?
Pee Wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Where are you from?
Pee Wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Do you remember anything?
Pee Wee: I remember...the Alamo.
(Texans cheer)

Pee Wee Herman: Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!

Pee Wee Herman: It's like you're unravelling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you everything.
Pee Wee Herman: Tell me why I'm here first.
Madame Ruby: You're here because you...want something!

(Dottie answers the phone.)
Dottie: Hello?
Pee Wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee Wee!
Dottie: Pee Wee? Where are you calling from?
Pee Wee: Texas!
Dottie: Huh?
Pee Wee: Honest! I'll prove it! (singing) The stars at night are big and bright...
Passersby (singing and clapping): ...deep in the heart of Texas!