Walter (after giving blood puts his arm around his head): I'm worried about the side effects.

Peggy Sue: It's the story of my life. I'm an adult. I want to have fun. I'm going to Liverpool to discover the beatles.

Charlie: Your the best. Make her love me. Feed me, charge me. Go get her tiger.

Whatever Walter wants, Walter gets!

Nancy: Teenagers are weird, and you're the weirdest.

Arthur: Why I outta.

Walter: She's not waisting any time. Peggy Sue and Mr. Square Root?
Charlie: He's a nice guy. He's writing a book.
Walter: A book? Excuse me for a second. (Jim does the gaging thing he usually does.)
Charlie: Why is she punishing herself?

Peggy Sue: You know what I really think happened. I think I had a heartattack at the reunion and I died.
Richard: You look great for a corpse.
Peggy Sue: I'm serious.

Charlie: Hey what's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?

Michael: I thought chicks like you traveled in packs.
Peggy Sue: Hey man, I'm a hip chick.

Michael: Peggy Sue is still stuck on trouble without a cause?

Peggy Sue: If you could do it all again Grandpa. What would you different?
Grandpa: I would have taken better of my teeth.

Peggy Sue's mom: What's the matter, have you and Charlie had a fight?
Peggy Sue: Yes.
Peggy Sue's mom: What about?
Peggy Sue: House payments.

Peggy Sue's mom: Peggy, I don't mean to be intrusive, but are you having problems with Charlie?
Peggy Sue: A lot of things are confusing right now, Charlie is just one of them.
Peggy Sue's mom: Is Charlie pressuring you into doing things you don't think you should be doing?
Peggy Sue: What do you mean?
Peggy Sue's mom: Peggy, you know what a penis is? Stay away from it!

Michael: So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
Peggy Sue: No... I already did that.

Peggy Sue: I am a grown woman with a life time of experience that you can't understand.
Charlie: Yeah, girls mature faster than guys.

Richard: I would be very careful about this if I were you. What if you fall into the hands of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain?
Peggy Sue: Well, that's why I was getting a divorce!