Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!

Norrington: A pistol with only one shot, no extra powder, a compass that doesn't point north, *looks at Jack's sword* and I half expected it to be made out of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard off.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me.

Will: You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah. Well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. If you'll excuse me– *he moves for the door but Will grabs a sword, stopping him* You think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
Will: You threatened Ms. Swann.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Only a little.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Will: I do! And I practice with them – three hours a day!
Captain Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise uncapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?
Will I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Will: You Cheated!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate!

Captain Jack Sparrow: Move away!
Will: No!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Please move?!
Will: I cannot just step aside and let you get away!
Captain Jack Sparrow: This bullet's not meant for you.

Barbossa: First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement, so I must do nothin'. Second, the Pirate's Code applies only if you're a pirate, and you're not. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Barbossa: For to long have I been parched of thirst yet unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. *steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton* You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one!

Captain Jack Sparrow: What's your name, boy?
Will: Will Turner.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Will would be short for William is it not?
Will: I suppose.
Captain Jack Sparrow: And no doubt the name for your father as well. Well Mr. Turner, I tell you what. I've changed my mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
Will: Agreed.

Will: We're gonna steal a ship. That ship?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Comandeer. We're gonna comandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy. There's no use going. This girl.. How far are you willing to go to save her?
Will: I'd die for her.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, good. No worries then.

Elizabeth: The Interceptor is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us!

Captain Jack Sparrow: You forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Barbossa: *after getting the medallion back* Thank you, Jack.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Elizabeth: So that's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?

Captain Jack Sparrow: You've thrown out the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: Firstly it's a vile drink that makes even the most respectable men act like a scoundrel. Secondly, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do even think there is the slightest chance they won't see it? Give it an hour, two at most. You'll see white sails there just wait.
Captain Jack Sparrow: BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
Elizabeth: *mocking* It must have been awful for you being here Jack!
Captain Jack Sparrow: *goes off* *mocking in her voice* It must have been awful for you being here Jack! Well it bloody well is now! *sees the ship* There'll be no living with her after this.

Captain Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Will: Is Elizabeth safe?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Yes, she's safe as I promised, she's going to marry the Commadore as she promised, and you're going to die for her as you promised. You see we're all men of honor, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!

Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

Barbossa: I feel cold.

Governor Swann: So this is the path you've chosen to take? After all...he is a blacksmith
Elizabeth: No...he's a pirate.