Jack: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack: Not so easy is it?

Jack to Pintel and Ragetti: Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Elizabeth: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

Jack to Elizabeth: *Will knocked out* I'd leave him be... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.

Pintel: How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there-I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twix him and his twice-cursed Pirate father.

Jack: Dirt? This is a jar of dirt. How is this going to help me?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, you can always give it back.

Elizabeth: It's real!
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Bootstrap Bill: The Bosun's mate prides himself on being able to cleave flesh from bone, with every strike of the lash.
Will: What, so I'm supposed to think what you just did was an act of compassion?
Bootstrap Bill: Yes.

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain none the less!

Tia Dalma: I require payment.
Jack: Look. *shoots the monkey* An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack: I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea!

Will: You look beautiful.
Elizabeth: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.

Pintel: You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti: It's The Bible, You get credit for trying!

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Elizabeth: *chains Jack to the ship* It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? *leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away* I'm not sorry.
Jack: *smiles* Pirate.

Barbossa: So tell me, what has become of my ship?