Zed: 8 bucks?
Sweetchuck: Business is slow.
Zed: Get a new business or move out of the neighborhood.

Cheif Hurst: Mouser you are the most incredible ass kisser I've ever seen.
Mouser: Thank you, sir. I do my best.

Chinese Food Distributer: Oh not the broccoli.

Zed: Hi are you the mayor?
Mayor: Yes I am.
Zed: I voted for you.
Mayor: That's very nice of you.