Mr. Thompson: I'm assuming that you're a...relative?
Vivian: Yes
Mr. Thompson: Then naturally you're his...
Vivian: Niece?
Mr. Thompson: Of couse.

Vivian: Slippery little suckers.

Vivian:You're late.
Edward: You're stunning.
Vivian:You're forgiven.

Vivian: Oh honey. You know what's happened? I got a runner in my pantyhose. I'm not wearing pantyhose. (elevator opens) Well, color me happy there's a sofa in here for two.

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.

Vivian: I called and called last night. Where were you?!
Kit: Mom?

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

Lady: Did you like the Opera dear?
Vivian: It was so good I almost peed my pants.
Lady: Wha?
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Pinzants.
Lady: Oh.