Sarah: Can you call it Hippo?
Henry: Why do you call everything Hippo?
Sarah: Because I can spell it!

Ed: Maybe it's a celebrity, coming to knit with you!

Pastor Dan: I'm a sexy man of God, and I know it.

Audrey: You treat me like a child, I am not a child!
Helen: Yes you are, you are a child, and you deserve a childhood... and if won't fight for it, then I will now. Can I please have your fake i.d.
Audrey: Why?
Helen: Because I said so, give me your fake i.d. *Audrey gets fake i.d out of her purse and throws it at Helen* That was very adult of you.
Audrey: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE, BUT YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER! *points at Aunty Jenny* I HATE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME, I HATE YOU!
Helen: Well, I guess we are just gonna have to learn to live with that.

Audrey: Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life!
Jenny: Well, we'll fix it later!

Jenny to BZ: You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!

Jenny: I think this is lead paint, kids don't chew the windowsill.
Helen: Yeah stick to the table legs like I taught you.

Sarah: I want this bed!
Henry: Look for the tenth time, in the old house, I had this bed and you had that bed.
Sarah: But I want THIS bed.
Henry: That's it, Hippo goes out the window!
Sarah: Followed by Irwin!

Helen: See you at Vespers.
Pastor Dan: Do you know what Vespers is?
Helen: Some kind of scooter?
Pastor Dan: Close enough.

Sarah: Does my nose boogie look green?
Dominique: Yes, sort of Prada green. Not their best collection.

Jenny: Ohh! Sweetie what did mommy say about kicking while she's having a conversation? You need to wait until she's finished. Thank you very much.
Helen: Did you just boss around a unborn child?