~*~ Return of the Jedi ~*~

Luke Skywalker has returned to his home of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the ville gangster Jabba the Hutt. Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom in the galaxy...

Commander: Lord Vader this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
Darth Vader: You may dispence with the pleassantres Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
Commander: I assure you Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Commander: I tell you this station will be operational as planned.
Darth Vader: The Emperor does not share your optamistical apprasal of the situation.
Commander: That's impossible. I need more men.
Darth Vader: Perhaps you should tell him when he arrives.
Commander: The Emperor is coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Commander: We shall double our efforts.
Darth Vader: I hope so Commander for your sack. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

C3-PO: Oh oh how horrid.

Luke: Greetings exaulted one, allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's life. With your wisdom I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement that will be mutely beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my good will, I present to you a gift, these two droids.
C3PO: What did he just say?
Luke: Both are hard working and will serve you well.
C3PO: This can't be. Artoo you're playing the wrong message.

Jabba: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum...

Leia: Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite. Shh. You have hibernation sickness.
Han: I can't see.
Leia: Your eye site will return in time.
Han: Where am I?
Leia: Jabba's Palace.
Han: Who are you?
Leia: Someone who loves you.

Han: A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while everybody gets delusions and granders.

C3-PO: At last master Luke has come to rescue me.

Han: How we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad huh.

Han: Good. I hate long waits.

Yoda: Do not underestimate the powers of the emperor.

Yoda: There is another sky...walker.

Obi-Wan: Your insides serve you well.

C3-PO: Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.

Luke: Quietly. There might be more of them out there.
Han: Hey it's me.

C3-PO: And you said it was pretty here.

Ewok: That guys wise. (Sounded like he said this when C3-PO showed himself.)

Emperor: In time he will seek you out, and when he does you must bring him before me.

Darth Vader: As you wish.

Darth Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.

Han: Well, I suppose I could hot wire this thing.

Luke: Your overconfidence is you weakness.
Emperor: You faith in your friends is yours.
Darth Vader: It is pointless to resist my son.

Guy: You rebel scum.

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan has taught you well.

Luke: Your thoughts betray you father. I feel the good in you, a conflict.
Darth Vader: There is no conflict.

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