Sean to Lauren: I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.

Victor: The next day I drop acid and get lost in the subway for a full day and can't find my way out.

Sean: A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?

Sean: No one ever ever knows anyone. You're not ever gonna know me.
Paul: What the hell does that mean?
Sean: It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me. Deal with it. Figure it out.

Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
Lauren: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.

Lara: How do I look?
Lauren: You look kind of skinny, actually.
Lara: Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
Lauren: What's the difference?
Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...
Lauren: So you look bulimic skinny.

Mitchell: Are you crazy?
Sean: Define crazy.

Sean: I didn't know where I was going, some place unoccupied I hoped, at first I thought there were things about her I would never forget, But in the end all I could think about was -