Emma Russell: Who are you?
Simon Templar: Nobody has a clue. Least of all me.

Simon: He's a very busy man and you're very boring.

Simon: If you want to live, never leave my side.

Simon: *looking into the mirror* Who are you?

Ilya Tretiak: Wrong place for a condom. *about Simon's mask*

Ilya: Give it up. You got no place to go.

Simon: Maybe your agents are stupid.

Ivan Tretiak: I really love this guy.
Ilya: Too bad we have to kill him.
Ivan: Yeah too bad.

Emma: I'm done. My energy research, I'm finished.

Simon to Ivan: You know the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.

Simon: You flew all this way, so you want to get your cards back?
Emma: Yes, I did.
Simon: No, cause your in love.

Simon: I don't have a name.
Emma: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
Simon: I don't have a home.

Emma: *up on the apartment building* Let's jump.

Simon to Ilya: She out ran you. How humiliating.

Simon: *cold fusion lights up* Miracle one.

Simon: Miracle two. *Ivan and Ilya get arrested*

Emma: I want you.
Simon: For how long?
Emma: Does it matter?

Emma: I love you Simon.
Simon: Miracle three.