McGivern: If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living.
Dillon: Then be careful you don't cut your hand.

Dillon: I envy you.
David: Me? Why?
Dillon: Cause if you get what you want, you'll deserve it. And if you don't - you'll manage.

David: You never told me what religion you are.
Chris: I'm a Methodist.
David: A Methodist. And all this time I didn't know it.